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Shea
This flirty bovid likes to tease, and with a look like that you just know she'll make a pungent milk to wow the palette of any connoiseur. Shea enjoys soft scratches along her inner shanks, mounting forbidden objects, and seducing fellow goats with a provocative display and stare.
Derp
This free spirit has not a care in the world, which is why her cheese is said to be the mellowest in all the land—one taste and you'll feel touched. Derp needs constant care to keep from attacking walls, the ground, or herself, but with proper attention she's a tender soul who loves to salivate while staring at the sun.
Radagan
This majestic beast was born a prince, and boy does he know it. While not a milk, meat, or cheese producing fellow, what he lacks in output he makes up for in glam, bringing travelers from near and far to witness his majesty. Be warned though, Radagan will assert his dominance if he feels threatened by another's looks.